2017 Mock Royal Rumble

Mock Royal Rumble Match

Entry #1 is Dolph Ziggler & Entry #2 is Sami Zayn
I start the match with two guys I want to go a long time in the match. These two go at it and have a few elimination teases, one of which includes Zayn going for the Helluva kick, but Ziggler moves and Zayn's leg is hanging over the ropes and Ziggler tries to come from behind and eliminate him, but Zayn holds on as we get ready for entrant #3.

Entry #3 is James Ellsworth along with Carmella as soon as he comes in Ziggler hits him with a superkick and immediately throws him out. Ziggler and Zayn are still going at it with Ziggler trying his best to eliminate Zayn, but Zayn keeps holding on as we get ready for entry #4.

Entry #4 is Kofi Kingston and as he gets toward the ring he decides to hit a springboard crossbody and he hits Ziggler. Kofi grabs Ziggler and tries to eliminate him as Zayn also comes over to help him as we await #5.

Entry #5 is Enzo Amore who is doing his whole routine coming down the aisle as he is attacked from behind by Rusev and Jinder Mahal. The referees and officials come out to get Rusev and Jinder off Enzo as Big Cass comes out to the aid of his friend, the referees and agents are having to separate Cass and Rusev and are distracted which allows Jinder to pick Enzo up and toss him in the ring. while all this is happening the countdown clock starts as we are ready for entry #6.

Entry #6 is Rusev who comes to the ring as the referees let him go, as he gets in Enzo is trying to get to his feet, but Rusev hits his big superkick and then tosses Enzo out of the ring. Rusev then turns his attention to Zayn while Kofi and Ziggler are in the corner facing off.

Entry #7 is Luke Harper and he comes in and pounds on everyone and then gets into a back and forth slug fest with Rusev which he gets the best of as he lands a big right hand that stuns Rusev and Harper then hits him with a big boot leveling the Bulgarian Brute to the mat as we countdown to entrant #8.

Entry #8 is Kalisto who goes straight for Ziggler hitting him with kicks to the leg and then rebounds off the middle rope with a twisting crossbody he then fires off some right hands on a grounded Ziggler, Harper grabs Kalisto and headbutts him as Kalisto goes down and rolls over to the side of the ring. Its time for entry #9.

Entry #9 is Xavier Woods who immediately comes in and goes to help Kofi who is dangling over the top rope close to elimination. The two of them double team Rusev and try to eliminate him, but the weight of Rusev is too much for these two to lift. Harper is working over Kalisto in the corner and Ziggler and Zayn are facing off in another corner. As we get ready for entrant number 10.

Entry #10 is Big Cass who comes in and starts beating the crap out of Rusev he runs at him and hits him with a big boot and the momentum sends both of them over the top rope as they are both eliminated.  Xavier and Kofi send Harper into the ropes, but as Harper comes back he clotheslines both of them. Kalisto tries to hurricanrana Ziggler out of the ring, which sends both of them out to the apron as they both hold on and roll back into the ring. As the clock counts down again for the #11 entrant.

Entry #11 is Randy Orton who comes in and both he and Harper team up on Xavier & Kofi, Orton sends Kofi into the ropes and hits a big dropkick on Xavier which causes him to fall back out of the ring to the apron. Orton runs at Xavier and is going to try and attack him, but Xavier kicks him in the head and is able to return to the ring. Ziggles goes for a superkick on Kalisto, but Kalisto catches his leg and spins him around, and then hits him with a superkick of his own which causes Ziggler to roll out of the ring, since Kalisto is so pissed at Ziggler for his attacks on SD Kalisto goes under the bottom rope and follows Ziggler to the outside. They are both outside and Ziggler grabs a chair and sets it up and drop toe holds Kalisto on the set up chair and then rolls Kalisto back in the ring only to eliminate him.

Entry #12 is the final member of New Day Big E, Big E helps out his New Day brothers by attacking Harper and Orton, Kofi & Xavier double team Orton while Big E concentrates on Harper. Harper fights off Big E sending him down with a sidewalk slam, he then goes to help Orton and as Orton takes on Xavier Harper picks up Kofi and goes to press slam him out of the ring and just as Kofi is in mid air the clock hits zero and the lights go out and we get the entrance of Bray Wyatt as entry # 13.

Once the lights come back up its shown that Kofi didn't hit the floor, but instead landed on the chair that had been set up by Ziggler earlier, and this allows Kofi to get back into the ring. Zayn and Ziggler are laid out in the ring as they are wore out from being the first 2 entrants. This allows us to get a face off between The Wyatt Family and The New Day as the crowd is on their feet in anticipation for these two groups to go at it. They start brawling and Orton hits a snap powerslam on Xavier laying him out, he then goes over and together with Bray they beat down Kofi,Harper grabs Xavier and throws him over the ropes, but Xavier holds on and then Harper runs at him with a big boot and eliminates Xavier. We then get the clock for the next entrant.

Entrant #14 is Seth Rollins and he goes right after Ziggler, meanwhile The Wyatts are still beating down New Day as Harper is holding Kofi while Orton is beating on him, Bray is down in the corner choking out Big E. Harper holds Kofi from behind and Orton goes for a clothesline, but Kofi ducks and Orton ends up clotheslining Harper over the top rope. Harper is pissed and gets back on the apron as he and Orton start arguing which leads Bray to come over and try to talk to them at the same time as this is happening we get the #15 entrant.

Entrant #15 is Cesaro and he comes in and notices the argument between the Wyatts he runs and dropkicks Orton in the back which causes Orton to bump into Bray and knock him over the top rope.
Now both Bray and Harper are mad at Orton and they come back into the ring and beat him down and then throws him out and would continue the assault on the outside and fight up the ramp as #16 is about to make his entrance.

#16 is the monsterous Braun Strowman as he is making his way to the ring everyone left in the ring turns their attention to watch him and get ready to go to battle with the big man. He comes in and Kofi runs at him, but Braun grabs him by the neck and chokeslams him over the top. Big E runs at Braun and they collide with neither going down, BIg E does it again and still the same result. He goes for a third time and this time Bruan takes his head off with a clothesline. Big E is dazed and this allows Braun to throw him out of the ring. We then get our countdown for the next entrant.

#17 is Shemaus, Sheamus comes and and both he and Cesaro team up on Braun. Cesaro hits him with a running uppercut and then Sheamus follows it up with a brogue kick which sends Braun down to the mat. We then get our next entrant

#18 is The Miz who is accompanied by his beautiful wife Maryse, but instead of entering the ring he goes over and joins commentary. Back in the ring Zayn is hammering away at Braun, but the more he hits him the more fired up Braun gets until he finally hits a clothesline on Zayn. He picks up Zayn and tosses him over the top and thinks he is eliminated as he turns his back, but Zayn holds on and ascends to the top rope and goes for a crossbody, but Braun catches him and then picks him up in a press slam position and throws him out of the ring and finally the #2 entrant has been eliminated. We then get the countdown clock for the next entrant.

#19 is The Undertaker and he comes in throwing right hands at everyone in sight and hits a double chokeslam on Dolph Ziggler & Seth Rollins. Cesaro & Sheamus then team up on him and send him into the ropes, but Undertaker comes back and clotheslines both of him as they get up they are dazed and Undertaker clotheslines both of them over the top to eliminate the Raw Tag Team Champions. At the same time Braun grabs Ziggler and tosses him over the top.  We then get a face to face staredown between Undertaker and Braun as they start exchanging right hands they both then run to the ropes and hit a clothesline and both men go down.  As we get ready for entrant #20.

#20 is the Intercontinental Champion Dean Ambrose and he bypasses the ring as he goes straight for The Miz on commentary, Miz sees him coming and starts running around the ring and then gets into the ring where he is able to catch Ambrose as he slides in the ring and starts pounding on him, but Ambrose fights his way to his feet and fires away with right hands he sends Miz into the ropes and ducks his head looking for a back body drop, but Miz kicks him in the head which causes Dean to bounce back and hit his rebound clothesline. He then picks MIz up and and tosses him over the ropes to eliminate him, by this time Braun and Taker are back up and Dean is in the middle of the two giants as Rollins is still dazed laying in the corner just as we think Dean is in trouble the countdown clock hits zero for entrant #21.

#21 is a huge surprise entrant as its Hall of Famer Terry Funk who comes to the ring holding two chairs and he throws one to Ambrose and they start using them on Braun and Taker. Taker big boots the chair in to Funk's face causing him to go through the middle rope to the floor and while he's down there he looks under the ring and grabs his branding Iron which he lights on fire. At this time Taker has turned his attention to Rollins and Dean has finally knocked Braun down and as Funk comes in the ring with the branding iron he goes to brand Braun, but Braun grabs a hold of it and pushes Terry away so he dont get branded he then takes the branding iron out of Funk's hand and actually burns Terry with it before tossing the hardcore legend out of the ring to eliminate him.

#22 is Chris Jericho and he is all smiles as he is looking at Braun wanting to team up with him and spalps him on the chest and gives him a thumbs up with a cheesy smile, Braun looks down at where Jericho slapped him and then looks at Jericho and shakes his head before leveling Jericho with a clothesline and then out of nowhere Rollins dives on Jericho with flying knee he then grabs Jericho and hits him with a pedigree and throws him out of the ring to eliminate him. Its at this point that out of nowhere Triple H is in the ring and attacks Rollins from behind with a chop block on the repaired knee of Rollins, Ambrose tries to make a save and help Rollins, but Triple H fights him off. He then throws out Rollins to eliminate him, but once they are on the outside Rollins makes a comeback and the two of them fight to the back. We are then ready for our next entrant.

#23 is another Texan legend Stan "The Lariat" Hansen, Hansen comes in and hits a lariat on Ambrose and throws up the horns. He and Undertaker stand off and start trading blows which Hansen gets the best of as Taker is wore down from being in the match, he even hits him with a Lariat stunning the dead man. As Undertaker and Hansen are going at it we get the countdown clock for #24 which is Baron Corbin who as soon as he comes in attacks Hansen from behind and then throws him out to a loud chorus of boos.

Corbin then goes to work on Undertaker as would Strowman who had knocked Ambrose down to the mat. They are almost about to get Undertaker out when the clock hits zero.

#24 is Kane who comes to the aid of Undertaker and pulls Corbin off of him as we now have a mini tag match in the rumble with Kane & Taker vs Braun & Corbin.  Kane lands some right hands to Corbin and back him into the ropes he then goes for a clothesline, but Corbin ducks and lifts Kane and throws him over the top rope. We then get ready for entrant #25.

#25 is the Beast Brock Lesnar who comes in and starts suplexing everyone except for Bruan who back elbows him in the head as Brock tries for a german. Brock lands some right hands to the gut of Strouman backing him into the corner and then runs and hits a running knee to the head of Strowman dazing him Undertaker grabs Brock and clotheslines him, Taker then goes to work landing hands on Strauman in the corner. Strauman tries to work his way out of the corner as he is really dazed and is now against the ropes as Taker is continuing the right hands and he tries to eliminate him with a clothesline, but he cant get him over. This leads to Ambrose coming over and helping Taker and together they finally eliminate the monster Braun Strowman.

#26 is Heath Slater who comes in and goes after Undertaker, but Taker grabs him by the throat and immediately pushes him over the top rope. Corbin and Undertaker are going at it in one corner while Lesnar and Ambrose go at it in another. As we get ready for #27.

#27 is Goldberg and he comes in a house of fire, he comes in and both he and Lesnar go at it, Baron tries to help Lesnar but Goldberg grabs him and chucks him over the top rope. Goldberg turns back toward Lesnar and hits him with a spear followed by a spear on Ambrose. We then get a face to face between Undertaker and Goldberg. Goldberg talks some trash to Taker to try and psych him out, but Undertaker just does the throat slash and they start throwing hands and Goldberg goes for a spear on Undertaker, but Taker boots him in the head as we are ready for entrant #28.

#28 is the main roster debut of Samoa Joe as he comes in and goes straight for Lesnar and they start brawling and Joe gets the best of him while screaming at Lesnar about how he is the baddest SOB now in WWE and that he's nothing by hype. We then get the entrance of #29

#29 is the return of Finn Balor who goes right after Joe before Ambrose comes over and starts fighting with Balor. Joe keeps on beating Lesnar and trading hands and still is talking trash, but then Lesnar starts fighting back until Joe hits an enziguri stunning Lesnar he takes a running start and clotheslines both Lesnar and himself over the top. Everyone is now laid out around the ring after this grueling match as we await #30.

#30 is 2017 WWE HOFer Kurt Angle who gets a big pop as the crowd is excited for this major surprise. Angle comes in and hits a belly to belly on both Ambrose and Balor.

Now that everyone has entered here is a list of the people left Goldberg, Dean Ambrose, The Undertaker, Kurt Angle, & Finn Balor.

Ambrose gets up and runs at Angle, but Angle catches him and hits a belly to belly over the top rope to eliminate him.

Balor runs at Angle and he too gets belly to belly suplex, but instead of being eliminated he holds on and is on the apron, he quickly gets up to the top rope and hits a dropkick on Angle. Undertaker tries to clothesline Balor, but he ducks it and hits his version of the pele kick, this really stuns Taker and allows Goldberg to grab him and throw him over the top to eliminate the dead man.
Balor throws some forearms at Goldberg, but he shakes them off he then tries a dropkick which causes Goldberg to stumble backwards into the corner, Balor then runs looking for a corner dropkick  and hits him causing Goldberg to come out of the corner dazed, Balor then goes up top to try for something, but in mid air gets speared by Goldberg and thrown out.

We are down to Goldberg vs Kurt Angle, Goldberg tries to spear Angle right away, but Angle jumps over him causing Goldberg to hit the corner, Goldberg is dazed so Angle hits him with a rolling german suplex sequence, he goes for to try and eliminate Goldberg but Goldberg stops him and elbows him in the gut along with a few punches. He sends Kurt into the ropes and goes for the back mule kick, but Angle holds onto the ropes and immediately runs and hits a chop block on Goldberg and puts Goldberg in the ankle lock. Goldberg tries to get out of it but Angle keeps a hold of it, finally Goldberg works his way up to one leg and rolls through sending Angle into the corner, Goldberg is selling the ankle but as Angle turns around he gets hit with a spear and then Goldberg hits him with a Jackhammer and goes to throw him over, but Angle's feet doesn't hit the floor and he is on the apron. Goldberg once again takes a running start and spears Angle off the apron for the win.


Entry order
1. Dolph Ziggler
2. Sami Zayn
3. James Ellsworth
4. Kofi Kingston
5. Enzo Amore
6. Rusev
7. Luke Harper
8. Kalisto
9. Xavier Woods
10. Big Cass
11. Randy Orton
12. Big E
13. Bray Wyatt
14. Seth Rollins
15. Cesaro
16. Braun Strowman
17. Sheamus
18. The Miz
19. The Undertaker
20. Dean Ambrose
21. Terry Funk
22. Chris Jericho
23. Stan Hansen
24. Kane
25. Brock Lesnar
26. Heath Slater
27. Goldberg
28. Samoa Joe
29. Finn Balor
30. Kurt Angle

Elimination Order
1. James Ellsworth by Dolph Ziggler
2. Enzo Amore by Rusev
3 & 4. Big Cass & Rusev by Big Cass & Himself
5. Kalisto by Dolph Ziggler
6. Xavier Woods by Luke Harper
7. Luke Harper by Randy Orton
8. Bray Wyatt by Randy Orton via a Cesaro dropkick
9. Randy Orton by Luke Harper & Bray Wyatt (who were already eliminated)
10. Kofi Kingston by Braun Strowman
11. Big E by Braun Strowman
12. Sami Zayn by Braun Strowman
13. Dolph Ziggler by Braun Strowman
14 & 15. Cesaro & Sheamus by The Undertaker
16. The Miz by Dean Ambrose
17. Terry Funk by Braun Strowman
18. Chris Jericho by Seth Rollins
19. Stan Hansen by Baron Corbin
20. Kane by Baron Corbin
21. Braun Strowman by The Undertaker & Dean Ambrose
22. Heath Slater by THe Undertaker
23. Baron Corbin by Goldberg
24 & 25. Brock Lesnar & Samoa Joe by Samoa Joe and himself
26. Dean Ambrose by Kurt Angle
27. Undertaker by Goldberg
28. Finn Balor by Goldberg
29. Kurt Angle by Goldberg